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Ok ladies, let’s strip it down. Before I start rambling on about fashion (which I could do all day and all night), we have to prepare ourselves for the underwear. Sorry to disappoint you all but no longer are washed-out bras that don’t even match your knickers acceptable in modern-day society. Today, almost every woman has a pair of the magic pants! Or the ‘Bridget Jones pants’ as they are also known. Not only do these pants hold you in and transform you into some hot 1950’s pin-up with all the curves in the right place (please remember that this is only when your clothing is on over them! Do not, under any circumstances, allow the opposite sex to see you with just these magic pants on . . . trust me, it’s not pretty . . . but that’s another post all together), the ‘magic pants’ hold the tummy in but now lift the bottom and make the breakfast . . . ok I exaggerate, but they’re a fantastic invention. I pray not invented by a man (ah that’s a thought) suppose the comfortableness could be blamed on a man huh.
But, let’s face it ladies, we wear ridiculously high shoes that destroy our feet so why not wear ridiculously tight pants that make us look a size smaller. So ladies, the moral of the story is we don’t need to diet! All we need to do is get out and buy the ‘magic pants’!
My Top 3 Magic Pants…As Tested By Me!
Number 3; Ann Summers; Control Briefs £20
Number 2; Ultimo; Super Knickers £26
Number 1; Spanx; Higher Power Briefs; £39